Services

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Decorating

Do you have a room (or rooms) that just need a complete overhaul? Do you stand in the room and feel totally overwhelmed by paint chips, wallpaper options, rug choices, sofa styles, and OMG I’M ON SENSORY OVERLOAD OVER HERE!!! – or, do you have a room that’s mostly set up, but just needs a few finishing touches… but you have no idea what those touches should be…? Then let’s set up a consultation! I can help you no matter WHERE you are in your decorating process. It doesn’t matter if your room is stark white with zero furniture, or full of old items you’re dying to freshen up – I can decorate ANYTHING! And would LOVE to decorate for you!

Consulting

Okay, so I used the word consulting for this section, but I actually call this – Zshoozing.

It’s kinda like primping, but for home decor. Why would I offer Zshoozing? Cuz perhaps you’re reading through these services thinking, “I don’t think I need a full on package… and I don’t need a shopping trip… I just need a little styling with the stuff I already own… will she do that?” YES SHE WILL!! We can totes do that! Or perhaps your thinking, “I just need to pick out a color for my walls… will she do that?” YES SHE WILL! That is all Zshoozing, and all of that can be done at an hourly rate.

Consulting

Okay, so I used the word consulting for this section, but I actually call this – Zshoozing.

It’s kinda like primping, but for home decor. Why would I offer Zshoozing? Cuz perhaps you’re reading through these services thinking, “I don’t think I need a full on package… and I don’t need a shopping trip… I just need a little styling with the stuff I already own… will she do that?” YES SHE WILL!! We can totes do that! Or perhaps your thinking, “I just need to pick out a color for my walls… will she do that?” YES SHE WILL! That is all Zshoozing, and all of that can be done at an hourly rate.

Shopping Trips

Do you want to freshen up your space, but feel totally stumped about which pillows will look best, which decorative items will work on your mantel, what artwork will enhance the color of your couch, and just an overall sense of “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BUY THERE ARE TOO MANY OPTIONS!” – then let’s go shopping! I will help you pick out items you love that will compliment your room, and bring it the pizazz it’s been missing.

My Antique Booth

Have you been to my Antique Booth? I have been an antique collector since I was 5 years old. That’s no joke! My parents were antique dealers & avid collectors, so it is IN MY BLOOD! So if you’re hanging out in West Orange, NJ and you’re like, “damn… I wish there was a cool antique shop nearby…” YOU’RE IN LUCK! Go check out Valley Vintage! There are over 25 dealers, and the treasures abound in that building!!! Go see for yourself!! We’re open 7 days a week!

*Valley Vintage / 168 S Valley Rd / West Orange, NJ

My Antique Booth

Have you been to my Antique Booth? I have been an antique collector since I was 5 years old. That’s no joke! My parents were antique dealers & avid collectors, so it is IN MY BLOOD! So if you’re hanging out in West Orange, NJ and you’re like, “damn… I wish there was a cool antique shop nearby…” YOU’RE IN LUCK! Go check out Valley Vintage! There are over 25 dealers, and the treasures abound in that building!!! Go see for yourself!! We’re open 7 days a week!

*Valley Vintage / 168 S Valley Rd / West Orange, NJ

I believe your surroundings profoundly affect your well-being.

Living in a home you love directly impacts the way you show up in your life! I mean – let’s be real… it’s a rough world out there, and we are all stressed! How many of us walk into our home and instead of feeling relief, we feel overwhelmed by mess, disorganization, and furniture we hate! THIS AFFECTS YOUR LIFE! It affects your work, your relationships, your health, and how you feel about yourself! Surrounding yourself with beauty, love, and laughter nourishes the soul and transforms your life… it TRULY DOES! I am on a mission to transform the world… one room at a time. And it starts with inspiring women everywhere to make themselves a priority in their life; by giving themselves the gift of a home they genuinely love! Home decor has NEVER been so affordable, and EVERYONE deserves a space that brings them peace and joy – without breaking the bank. So let’s get started… let’s transform a room! I promise it will change your life…

Need some help from the Whore? Let’s talk!

Your home should be a haven!
...not a hell-hole

—Kate Dawson

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Our Wh💓rehouse Promo Has Been Extended!!!

Due to popular demand we’ve extended our winter promo!!! That means you can still get 50% off all Whorehouse memberships now through the end of January!!!

The Whorehouse provides insider info on all of our projects, including direct links to each product we’ve sourced (swhoreced?), 1 FREE inspirational mood boards per month (a $49 value every single month!), color palettes with links to the exact paint colors, and a direct line to the whore herself, Kate Dawson, who will answer questions about any Decor Whore project!

 

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